(Inspired by “Ten Duel Commandments” from Hamilton)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!
It’s the ten writing COEmmandments!
It’s the ten writing COEmmandments!
Number one!
The challenge: demand for no distraction
if your friends don’t oblige have ‘em sanctioned
Number two!
Put away your phone right this second
‘Cause we don’t want you to be checkin’
it
Number three!
Get your playlist listen with no breaks
This is just here to set a good pace
This is our suggestion to help you set your roots
And a way to keep distractions mute
Number four!
You may get hungry but that’s alright
You brought a snack so go ahead and take a bite
Make sure to keep it light and maybe even healthy
Keep some mix around to fuel your writing ability
Five!
Use whatever medium you like
Laptop, notebook, pen
You can write something really fly
Number six!
Go to the bathroom when you need to pee
I’m tellin’ you, you aren’t Bruce Lee
‘Cause if you don’t you-, well, you’ll see
Seven!
Comfy chair
Your lumbar’s gonna need it
We don’t ever want your back to be cheated
Number eight!
Tie your hair, up outta your face
Make sure you keep your focus
So this paper can get aced
Number nine!
Don’t worry about spelling right
You’re gonna make some typos
But that’s for the rewrite
Then go
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, number ten! Start writing!
by Emma Bozenda, Alize McClure, and Karen Clemente