Concoction #23: Spicy water
Loose leaf chai tea steeped in iced water (3 ice cubes per cup of water).
Steep for 3 minutes.
Add a tablespoon of honey.
2 shots of Colombia Santa Maria espresso.
Concoction #44: kitchen sink, deconstructed
1-part water from the tap, 2 parts any and all household spices in your spice drawer/cabinet/lazy susan/rack. Apply generously.
Stir with conviction.